-went to the local Job Shop, where I had to wait for fifteen minutes for the secretary to quit yapping about music and help me with the ten-second procedure I needed help with.* (I'm not sure if my irritation was evident, or it was simply that I didn't have a penis like the two guys that were leaning on the counter when I got there that was the problem...)
-went to the library and found oodles and oodles of Christmas books,
-made Turkey Chop Suey, and now the Reign Of Turkey is over.
-decided Christmas will NOT be turkey at our house, probably prime rib like last year. Or lamb! Huzzah!
-heard Rosey's (loud and proud) new phrase: What the hell is THAT?
-realized it's near impossible to correct your daughter when you're knocked to the floor, laughing fit to kill.
All in all, not a great people day. But tomorrow will be better. The Boy has a playdate after school and B will be gone much of the day, so it'll be just me and the pottymouth. Hmm. Need to think of fun things for her to do.
*She: raises her eyebrows at me.
I: (not liking this at all, muttering under my breath Yeah. I gotcha. You're grinchy.) Can you please see that this gets in the dispatch bag for tonight?
She: Oh. Is that all?
I: It is!