To the dentist:
Hi! I like you. Or I did. Man, my teeth hurt. Yes, I'll try to floss more (mutter mutter mutter)if you'll promise me you'll never come near me with that BIG-ASS syringe and expect me to sit still while you jab it into my poor defenseless mouth.
Holy crap on a cracker, Bat-Man! It's been a long day.
Must zzzzzzz. Back with saner stuff later.