(gracious, ladylike readers of this blog? Leave now. Come back tomorrow.)
There are many things I should not do. These things include not clobbering the kids, not mixing bleach and ammonia and not making Cass wear yellow pants to school. (Nope on all three.) I should not curse, I should not wear horizontal stripes, I should not put too much chili powder in B's food. (Also no, mostly.)
New number one on the list? I should NOT feed the dog table scraps. Ever.
And it came down from the heavens: Thou shalt not feed thy dog table scraps, or risk a large smell.
Note to all brown dog owners: Never feed the dog leftover pasta pie with italian sausage.
I'm surprised the air hasn't turned blue. Or he hasn't spontaneously combusted.