Holy crap, I'm tired.
Half my parental units will be here mid-week, and I never realized that we had SO MUCH JUNK in the house. Most of it is cleared out, and yet I'm still certain at some point during their visit my mother will sotto voce exclaim something about my slovenly habits.
Or my out-of-control children.
Tact and maturity: A long couple of words to explain the concept of biting your tongue.