The statue. What are the things wrapped around his waist like huge fingers? And why is he doffing his hat? Is he really saying 'Goodnight, folks?' Is this the famed statue of the Unknown Polite Canadian?
And now I KNOW I live in Canada....
Can you tell what this is?
That's right, folks,
HOCKEY PLAYER Christmas decoration!
How could your yard be seasonally festive without at least two?
You can keep your ho-hum deer, or your yawn snowmen,
WE HAVE HOCKEY PLAYERS.
Brandishing moving hockey sticks to terrify carolers and visiting relatives alike.