As soon as we got home from my father-in-law's, R turned pale and urped over Bear's coat, tossing up several times afterwards. She spent the rest of the night drinking Gatorade, keeping down a few tablespoons of applesauce and being petted like the princess she is. She went off to sleep after a (gulp) suppository of Gravol and some Kids Tylenol, and seemed cheery when she woke up.
We were a little concerned, because there's a flu-like thing going around, but she ate and drank like a champ this morning. She even managed to con my FIL out of some (contraband) candy he keeps in his pocket at lunch.
Which is why I was surprised to hear B shout for me a little later.
'She's got the diarrhea! She's in a mess! Oh, God...it's all up her back!'
I zoomed upstairs, where B was
(My husband, the ham. Sometimes I just call him Pork Butt.)
Right. I grabbed up the nonplussed R, swept her into the bathroom, carefully peeled her shirt over her head, yanked down her pants, and stopped. I took a peek.
'B, she doesn't have diarrhea. There's no poop in there.'
B took a look. 'But it was all up her back! It's all over her shirt....'
I grabbed Rosey's t-shirt and inspected. Sure enough, there was a dark patch above her waistband. A dark patch....with small bright-blue bits imbedded in. What the hell?
I looked up at B.
'It's chocolate.'
8 comments:
Men... THEY are the drama queens.
BwaaaHAHA!
That's a good one.
She poops chocolate? now that is a neat trick!!
ROFLMAO
He was all upset over CHOCOLATE!! bwahahahaha
Too funny. Make sure he never lives that one down...
He was gagging over chocolate??? The big girl's blouse!
Print this blog entry. Put it in R's baby book. If he ever steps out of line, pass out copies around town. :D
That actually happened to me once, as a kid. I raided my stocking in the wee hours and took all the chocolate with me back to bed, where I unwrapped and gorged and fell asleep, only to wake some hours later covered in brown goo, which my mother immediately assumed was, um, NOT chocolate.
Hmm. This story might have put me off of chocolate for a good 2, 3 hours maybe.
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