From: "Isabel Cooper"
To: @yahoo.com
Subject: No place like home disembowel
You can bet I was in a hurry to read this e-mail. After that subject line, what were they selling - ginsu knives?
Alas, another poorly spelled missive about refinaaancing, mortgagee, and my creedit. Caash out if I qualify! (And how does someone misspell cash and not qualify?)
No, thanks, really. I'll stick to the knives.
*Do this, don't do that, can't you read the spam?
Admit it, you'll be singing it all day too.
4 comments:
They misspell intentionally to get by your filters.
I delete anything IMMEDIATELY if I don't know the sender or if there is an iffy subject line, or no subject line.
Spam, replacing junkmail as the universal stroke maker.
But really, wouldn't you prefer your disembowlings to take place at home? So much less mess.
Or something.
You mean I'm not getting that Disney holiday or cell phone they keep spamming me about???
I started watching the miniseries "Elizabeth" on HBO over the Spring. I had to stop because there was a scene that showed a treasonous Catholic conspirator being disembowled. He was alive, strapped to a flat, wooden platform. The Queen's torturers pierced the would-be assassin's belly with a hook, pulled out the intestines, and then used what looked like a gigantic spool to slowly wind the guts out as if threading a gory bobbin.
I had nightmares for days.
No place like home disembowel indeed!
Post a Comment