You should add to the "And the dog bites" another line "So do the homeowners."
I like the addition of the homeowners biting. :) My sign would look something like "Our dog is on Prozac. Really. If you don't want to find out why, leave now." Sarah and the Goon Squad (http://sarahandthegoonsquad.com/) had a post about this recently, too. Pretty funny.
I love this! And this owner bites too!
I gotta get one of those signs. The warm weather brings out the proselytizers.
Hah genius. I usually invite door to door religious folk in for a nice stiff drink. The earlier in the day the better this works. They figure you're beyond saving.
Ooh, I like it.
In South Africa I saw a sign that says "Our dog is fast, do you really think you can beat him to the door?"
I guess there's one advantage to never being home during the day...I always miss them. Love the sign though.
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