Friday, 23 January 2009

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Some of the toys Santa brought this year weren't well thought out.

Brown Pony to Grey Pony: Dood! Are you supposed to be smelling her ass?
Grey Pony to Brown Pony: (dreamily) She's so...fancy!
Snow White costume: I'd Whistle While I Wait if I only had lips.
Cinderella Gown: Commoner! I'd rather talk to Barbie's skirt than you! Come on, Snow White's Dress Up Costume!
Barbie's skirt: (Suddenly overcome with shyness, she tragically begins to split under all the attention)
Barbie: Hell-oooo! Why am I here, and my clothes are there? Bad enough I'm here next to the fart putty....
Fart Putty: Bloooop.
Pink Pony (giving Barbie a look) Well, that wasn't me.
Grey Pony (sotto voice) You know, it really wasn't....


I have more fun with Rosey's toys here and here

12 comments:

Woman in a Window said...

Now, who set that up? You? Rosy? Either way, that fart goop's gotta go!

Jen on the Edge said...

I always wonder what kids are thinking when they set up their toys like that.

Suzanne said...

The one bad part of not having girl toys is that I can't do that stuff.

I love it!

Sue said...

*snort* The Bloop did me in.

Loth said...

At last! A good use for My Little Pony!

Spanglish said...

My first thought upon looking at this post was, "What happened to the princesses heads?"

I have a new site now. It's called What Skinny Jeans?

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jbondsgirl said...

I am glad to see that I am not the only one who plays with her child's toys. Hee! Loved the Bloorp, by the way.

xo
Flicka

BabelBabe said...

you're a loon. (I mean that lovingly.)

kimmyk said...

you're totally crazy!
this cracked me up....

i'm afraid to ask what happened to the princesses heads though.

mapsgirl said...

OMG! I'm laughing out loud!

crazymumma said...

you smokin' the wacky tabacky over your way woman?