Some of the toys Santa brought this year weren't well thought out.
Brown Pony to Grey Pony: Dood! Are you supposed to be smelling her ass?
Grey Pony to Brown Pony: (dreamily) She's so...fancy!
Snow White costume: I'd Whistle While I Wait if I only had lips.
Cinderella Gown: Commoner! I'd rather talk to Barbie's skirt than you! Come on, Snow White's Dress Up Costume!
Barbie's skirt: (Suddenly overcome with shyness, she tragically begins to split under all the attention)
Barbie: Hell-oooo! Why am I here, and my clothes are there? Bad enough I'm here next to the fart putty....
Fart Putty: Bloooop.
Pink Pony (giving Barbie a look) Well, that wasn't me.
Grey Pony (sotto voice) You know, it really wasn't....
I have more fun with Rosey's toys here and here