It was late, and I needed to start supper. Both kids played hard today.
"Mo-oom." Cass half-whined. "I'm soooo hungry. I could eat a whole dinosaur and a cow and a horse. A whole horse."
He and I have been giggling over 'The Old Lady Who Swallowed The Fly' book lately.
'A whole horse?'
He nodded enthusiastically. "Yup. With mustard."
I turned to go into the kitchen. Not to be outdone, Rosey spoke up from where she was huddled up on the couch.
"Mama? I'm hungry too. I could eat a whole Barbie. And then another Barbie doll." She wrinkled her nose.
"But with ketchup, okay? I don't like mustard."
14 comments:
Ketchup on your Barbie?!? Isn't that sort of like mayo on ham?!? Margaret
Too funny!
She sounds like a smart girl. I would agree that the only way to stomach a Barbie (let alone two Barbies) is to smother her in ketchup.
Somehow, I'm not surprised that your kids are funny!
Hilarious!
Thanks for sharing.
i prefer my barbies with mayo.
LMAO, that's so sweet, I like the competitiveness :)
Nice to be able to giggle and still have room for a horse!
Cute! I hope you have a big jug of mustard!
THe only way to eat a Barbie is with BBQ sauce, surely!
Cute!
But of course! Because improbably-proportioned plastic doll would be YUCKY with mustard!
Cass' comment about a dinosaur and a cow and a whole horse reminds me of a fun fact I saw on Modern Marvels a couple nights ago.
The Romans (I think it was the Romans) used to eat a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a goose stuffed inside a pig stuffed inside a cow. Sorta like turducken but, you know, bigger. And more disgusting.
I dare say that Barbie is best served dipped in ranch dressing. Everything tastes better with ranch. I'm not entirely sure how to serve horse, but I could consult with the French...
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