Friday 22 September 2006

viagraosity

How's this for spam:


From: someone I've never heard of
Subject: Revealing you are dizzy or are not alert and clearheaded

It is, OF COURSE, an ad for Viagra. Aren't they all? Viagra 911. Really?



When I was working at the clinic, I had an older man call, saying he needed to see the doctor immediately. He was whispering so softly that I had to take the call in another room, and even then I could barely hear him.

Me: Sir! You'll have to speak up.

Man: Mutter wife mumble wimble what do I do?

Me: Excuse me? Mr Smith, I can barely hear you.

Man: (getting exasperated) I SAID, my wife's in the bathroom.

Me: Oh?

Man: We just decided to have sex again after six months. She's in the bathroom and the bottle is empty. I need a refill. Now. Can someone drive it over here?

Me: Let me switch you to your nurse.

Man: (sighing) Damned girlfriend.




I'm sure he would be thrilled to hear about Viagra911.

4 comments:

Penny Ratzlaff said...

oh, that is too funny!

Anonymous said...

That's going to be my dad someday. He's hopelessly adulterous.

Angewl said...

roflao

vey funny lol

Joke said...

That sounds like a low-rent Hugh Hefner.

-J.

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