Last weekend, I discovered that using the bribe of 'You can play in the Hallow'een costumes if YOU HELP CLEAN UP...works!
Except it buggers the dog, who went all red-eyed and goofy to KIIILLLL the strange animals that were
attacking the small people who pet me, Woman, don't you seeee?
Rosey: Mama, get the dog to leave me alone.
I also discovered that Dove Cream-Oil Body Wash Ultra Rich Rosewood and Cocoa Butter* (whew! out of breath just typing that!) is lovely stuff in terrible packaging. The flip-top opening is at the bottom, which results in goo getting caked on and blocking the lip from closing completely. Overnight this will translate to a puddle just right for fastgirlfingers to grab and smear everywhere - body.hair.clothes.
I pitty, Mama! Smell delicio-oos.
You do, sweetheart. Go find your father and ask him for a bath.
*sample available here, althou' did I just do a commercial?