part one of the whole grumpy mess can be found here
We got it. Canada won the big hockey game! Wahoo! Now STOP playing the commercials of the Olympics.
Everyone KNOWS whose game it is they're playing now.
Have a Coke and a smile my hind end,
Dear Viruses of Horribility:
For the LOVE OF CHRIST, LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE. Or at LEAST stop piggy-backing one another. Can I please get them healthy in-between attacks??
Soon I'll be erecting giant swags of bunting warning everyone that we are PARIAHS and MUST BE AVOIDED.
cough cough cough wheeze cough,
Dear Norwegian curlers:
I had a fever-dream about THOSE PANTS. Y'all are nice eye-candy, but I could DO WITHOUT THE HARLEQUIN PRINT seared into my brain..
Du er søt, uansett hva du slitasje.
Dear March -
I know it's only the second day. But so far, you kinda suck.
Just putting you on report.
I could probably quit you and not look back, y'know,
Dear Husband -
Beloved as you may be, asking me if I gave the girl Tylenol when I've been up with her since yesterday is NOT conducive to a harmonious morning. Of COURSE I would have given her Tylenol - if she just hadn't thrown up a dose of cough medicine and two sips of Power Drink.
I may just leave you to figure this out by yourself.
Enjoy that white shirt while you can,
Your loving wife (who has a hot date with a cool pillow)