I just put together bulletins for two services. The bulletin for the smaller church has (along with the regular announcement sheet) a flyer and a bookmark, the larger church has just the bookmark and an announcement page. They both have the same cover. There's a pretty picture this week on the cover, ivy on an old columned building, with curvy script underneath reading "I AM THE WINE."
So I put together about forty thinking (every time I saw the cover) 'I am the cheese!' and giggling to myself.
Then I realized it didn't say 'I AM THE WINE'; it actually reads "I AM THE VINE."
It makes more sense that way. Of course, it's not as funny.
Unless I can come up with some Tarzan jokes.