The sum total of houseplants here at the daygobys:
Three (3) avocado pits: one planted pointy side up, one pointy side down, and one wrapped in wet paper toweling in a plastic bag. (If anyone knows the secret words to whisper to these damned things to make them grow, could they let me know? Thanks.)
and two sprigs of something pretty rooted in water that I want to get bigger before they have to face the cat.
As a side-note, why does the mad spellcheck fail to recognise houseplants and suggest housewifeliness?