Because Good LORD, my two have decided they are mortal enemies, MORTAL ENEMIES I TELL YOU, and that someone MUST BE STOPPED.
And no amount of 'Santa knows!' 'Santa sees!' 'Stop before I stuff YOU in a box!' is working.
I remember this: the sibling rivalry, how breathing the same air as your brother made you want to annihilate him for the simple reason he was there, how I swore up and down I would never, NO NEVER have more than one child because of all the horrible things my brother and I gleefully did to each other, and how I promptly grew up, forgot (whimper) all this, and had more than one spawn.
WHAT WAS I THINKING???
Truthfully (and now that the howling has (momentarily, I'm sure) ceased, I love them to bits and wouldn't change them for the world.
BUT.
Should school HAPPEN to open a few days early?
Their shiny keisters will be on the bus.
OH YES.
3 comments:
Hee Hee. Sorry, have a blessed Christmas anyway.
I wonder if it's a boy-girl thing or an age gap thing? My sister and I are 3.5 years apart and we fought viciously until I left for college. My girls, however, are less than 2 years apart and are the best of friends. Seriously, they almost never fight.
Just think....years from now when they are on their own, you'll be wishing they were around making some noise!
Merry Christmas!
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